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Prometheus: A Meteor, In Film Form

Posted: 06/07/2012 11:16 am

*WARNING: Potential Spoilers!*

Before a meteor becomes a meteor, it's part of a comet or asteroid composed of rock and/or ice, sailing majestically through space. Once a hunk of matter breaks off that asteroid, it becomes a meteor, and once it hits the Earth's atmosphere, it starts to disintegrate into smaller bits; in other words, as it progresses, it falls apart. This, unfortunately, is an apt metaphor for Prometheus, which crumbles to pieces around the halfway mark, and is all but indistinguishable from its original self by film's end.

That's not to say there's absolutely nothing redeeming about the movie. In fact, it's a suspenseful, at times jaw-dropping film, but there are more questions than answers at its empty core. Directed by Alien mastermind Ridley Scott, it has all the hallmarks of a modern sci-fi film: creepy, mysterious extra-terrestrials, gung-ho scientists ready to make the next big discovery, a cheeky, stone-faced android, and a collection of some of the most intense visual effects since Inception.

It starts off earnestly enough, as a team of explorers helmed by Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) stumble upon an ancient set of cave drawings. From there, we fast-forward to the late 2000s in outer space as Shaw, Holloway and a collection of scientists, geologists and engineers are cryogenically frozen on a ship and sent to the planet where they believe the drawings -- and perhaps the first man, hence the name of the ship, Prometheus -- originated from. But they're not alone. On board is the stern matriarch of the project, Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron), whose father is the president of the company funding the trip, and David, an android expertly played by Michael Fassbender.

The mood on the ship is foreboding and antiseptic, and it's obvious that Meredith and David have other agendas beyond the simple scientific mission. What the motives are, exactly, is pretty unclear, and we don't really get an answer. We are forced to settle with the fact that they just aren't team players, and we never get to the heart of their motivations.

Once they land on the planet, the entire crew ventures out to a massive hulk of rock, an alien construction on a dry plain. This is the pinnacle of suspense in this movie, and probably the best collection of scenes in the film's two hour runtime. The inside of the construction is impressive, effects-wise, and we get some nasty gore and true Alien-esque moments of heart-pounding terror. But then, once they all leave the cave, the movie starts to come apart.

It isn't the acting that hinders the movie -- Rapace hits the mark as the action-movie protagonist and Fassbender is spot-on as the android -- but rather the plot and the continuity. It feels like the writers hit a dead end and didn't know where to go (much like most of the characters in the movie). Echoes of the final episodes of Battlestar Galactica came to mind as each character in Prometheus starts to make weird, unexplained decisions, some of which completely deny logic. One person turns against another, but their motivations are never explained. Medical staples are applied on someone, and they manage to hold despite multiple traumas and extreme physical exertion. A ship flips upside-down, yet drinking glasses are still sitting upright on the ship's bar counter. Little missed details and unanswered questions mar the experience, and gives the film a feeling of slapdashery.

It's sort of cheap to compare a current movie to a predecessor, but in the face of the Alien franchise (which Prometheus makes several direct nods to), this movie is a hollow shell, fabricated to appease the summer movie-going masses. One thing it's been good for is conversation, which has been happening on the Internet and in movie theatres across the continent -- so it's not a total waste.

Too bad it turns to dust before we can take a really good look at it.

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  • 'Alien' (1979)

    The reveal of the space jockey displays incredible production design. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/-TZlVQZFjvE" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a> </strong>

  • 'Blade Runner' (1982)

    The opening sequence is immediately mesmerizing. <br /> <a href="http://youtu.be/YaR5wVL9x2I" target="_hplink"><strong>Watch the scene here. </strong> </a>

  • Apple's '1984' Commercial

    Scott's "Big Brother" created the most iconic piece of advertising ever. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/OYecfV3ubP8" target="_hplink">Watch the commercial here.</a></strong>

  • 'Legend' (1985)

    The fantasy film that made unicorns real. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/PnV4cppL0WE" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here.</a> </strong>

  • 'Alien' (1979)

    Dallas' hunt through the vents is one of the tensest scenes ever shot. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/431nGWVxXf4" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a> </strong>

  • 'Legend' (1985)

    The make-up effects for Lord Darkness and his goblins are still mind-blowing. <br /> <a href="http://youtu.be/X7futPJdeOg" target="_hplink"><strong>Watch the scene here. </strong></a>

  • 'Black Rain' (1987)

    The Michael Douglas thriller is the height of '80s action style. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/aYzPUa-6BLE" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here.</a> </strong>

  • 'Blade Runner' (1982)

    Death has never looked more beautiful. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/4lj2ISTrfnE" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a> </strong>

  • 'Thelma & Louise' (1991)

    As if we could forget one of the most famous shots in all of film history. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/4z88U915uq8" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here.</a> </strong>

  • '1492' (1992)

    The film may have been a bust, but Scott captured the gravity of Columbus' first steps on land. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/o9W1G3Tn31A" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a></strong>

  • 'Blade Runner' (1982)

    We wish the director's vision of future Los Angeles was happening now. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/IjO8wsjPqbg" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here.</a> </strong>

  • 'G.I. Jane' (1997)

    A classic Scott set-up shows off Demi Moore's sculpted body. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/q7kWjf8Vm14" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a></strong>

  • 'Gladiator' (2000)

    The serene setting is one of the Oscar-winning film's most lasting images. <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/UVTxl3cPbYU" target="_hplink">Listen to "The Wheat" from the "Gladiator" soundtrack. </a> </strong>

  • 'Alien' (1979)

    The kept-in-the-shadows monster is made more terrifying with this dental close-up. <br /> <a href="http://youtu.be/KzRXrPl-OoA" target="_hplink"><strong>Watch the scene here.</strong> </a>

  • 'Hannibal' (2001)

    A moment of Hitchcock-ian subtlety is appreciated in this hokey sequel. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/pt8RSCGfshA" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a></strong>

  • 'Black Hawk Down' (2002)

    In a movie filled with chaos, this final escape is tranquil and nerve-wracking at the same time. <br /> <strong>Watch the scene here. </strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm7T21ZFkMs&feature=youtu.be#t=2h1m17s" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a>

  • 'Robin Hood' (2010)

    The movie was a disappointment, but this arrow's journey has a great payoff. <br /> <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/FbmnqGqWgc8" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a> </strong>

  • 'Alien' (1979)

    Ripley's dread became one of the greatest scares in cinema. <strong><a href="http://youtu.be/PLLK9QRkdhA" target="_hplink">Watch the scene here. </a></strong>

 

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01:13 PM on 06/11/2012
If the monsters got loose and killed all the engineers, wouldn't there be more monsters? And wouldn't there be a hive like in Aliens? And how can you sleep for 2 years, wake up and do push ups? And why would they bring the entire ship to the planet surface instead of just a lander? And last but not least, where did that girl's tattoos go?
11:01 PM on 06/10/2012
I just saw this film, and I have to say that as a re-boot/prequel it dovetails quite nicely with, and sets up fantastically, for the events of the first alien movie.

Moreover, they cut out of the canon any nod to the true bastard child of moneyed interests: Alien Vs. Predator.

In fact, they kind of specifically forbid that line of storytelling by making the Aliens a new breed that is a direct result of our exploratory mission there. A direct product of our biology. Not an ancient race of super parasites ravaging their way across the galaxy, ready-made with magical adaptations specifically for using human biology in their life cycles, after having already adapted to survive stranded on a lifeless rock for who knows how long before Ripley arrives on-scene.

The movie did a great job of answering old questions about the franchise, all while posing new ones for the potential continuation of it. It's fair to say that they tried to cram too many ideas at once into a 2 1/2 hr. movie, but a can't say that they lost me, or the story anywhere along the way.
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09:28 PM on 06/10/2012
This review is horrible. It missed that the movie is the prequel to Alien? There are reviews online which explain how many different levels the movie makes sense on. And ponders those that are not yet explained.

I saw the flick and mostly enjoyed it but was pretty confused. I read a review that explained a lot and you can just see how you miss it because it's all so deep and connective. You kind of have to see it twice.

The theme is dying for others versus killing to survive. The living fluid can go either way. If there is a main problem with Prometheus it's that it's too deep for American audiences.
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05:29 AM on 06/08/2012
My guess is that the problem originates from trying to shoehorn the film into a 2-hour theatrical release.

Put back the 20-30 minutes of film that surely ended up on the (digital) cutting-room floor and a lot of things would start to make more sense.

That having been said, I shall probably go and see it again on the big screen.

Look out for the "Director's Cut" in a year or two.
08:54 AM on 06/08/2012
I saw Prometheus last night and I have to say I enjoyed it!

I think expectations are only linked with the hyped up advertising which shouldn't really be needed with a prequel to the Alien trilogy, I'm sure there are a lot of fans out there!

There was loads going on so I think I would definately check out the dircetors cut.
Yes I may have walked out with a million questions but that was the best bit, who wants to come out of a film (knowing that there will probably be a sequel before leading into the first of the trilogy) with nothing to say or talk about.
I'm still laughing at the bit where Rapace literally ran from the room where she just had some form of C-section performed by a robotic operating table. Genuis all the same.
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Nina Spencer
A Modicum Of Discernment..Please?
11:03 AM on 06/10/2012
I was disappointed. It seemed to me to do nothing more than set up a prequel sequel.
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MercedesGabriella
03:34 PM on 06/07/2012
What a condescending non-review - did Chris Jancelewicz even see "Prometheus"? I loved it - it lived up to, no,it surpassed, all my expectations. I like that the movie appeals to an audience looking for something beyond explosions, car chases, and macho upmanship.
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Chris Jancelewicz
10:50 AM on 06/08/2012
Of course I saw the movie!
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Nina Spencer
A Modicum Of Discernment..Please?
11:04 AM on 06/10/2012
It was just a set up for a prequel sequel to pull in more money from the fan boys